Random Thoughts

From an email:

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

Some days you're the dog, some days the hydrant.

Being healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Kissing: Uptown shopping for downtown business.

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

People never grow up; they just learn how to act in public.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you

In a nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal.