Monday, November 29, 2010

The Nonsense of Pastor Truthiness, Cont.

Delusional birther lies -- but who needs elitist facts when you have Truthines.

Read CNN, Justices turn aside another challenge over Obama's citizenship.

Cheer Up Monday -- Puns

My Resume:

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate!
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patients.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

The New TSA Health Care Plan

From a friend:

Reapng What the Republi-cons Fear Industry Sowed

"The fear industry has engineered security’s victory over freedom." Read The New York Times, The Real Threat to America.

OBL Is lovin' it!

P.S.

After years of supporting a police state, Republi-cons now claim to have found Fourth Amendment religion. White Americans now know what "what black and Hispanic Americans routinely deal with, courtesy of the police department." Read The Root, The Real Pat-Down Outrage.