Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Is The Great Palin the Next W

To whom should we compare The Great Palin, Jesus, Gandi, Reagan, or maybe even our current great president, George W. Bush. Like Palin, the snobbish elite never liked W. But the similarities are striking, they read the same newspapers and magazines and even have similar oratorical disabilities.

Praise be, could The Great Palin be the next W.

Who is to Blame for the Financial Mess

Great article by George Will regarding who is to blame for the current financial mess:
Bottom line, We the People are to blame, we act irresponsibly and want a government that does the same.

If you want to learn more about this fine mess we are in, and you have the time, you might listen to this episode of NPR's This American Life, The Giant Pool of Money. Here is a related article from the New York Times, Daring to Say Loans Made No Sense.

But as for what we might do now, instead of a triclkle-down bailout as currently proposed, why not consider The Trickle-Up Bailout.

Just a thought or two before tomorrow's great debate.

The Heretic Blames the True Believers

Kathleen Parker, the heretic who wrote the article in the National Review asking The Great Palin to bow out of the election, confesses that she is a traitor and an idiot, that her mother should have aborted her and left her in a dumpster, but since she didn't, Parker should "off" herself. But then she blames us, the true believers. Read the story.

I'm so confused.

Maybe I should visit the Sarah Palin Quote Generator and see what The Great Palin says.

The truth is revealed, The Great Palin said to me, directly:

"The way that I have understood the world is working with existing allies to get caught up in this evil, in this terror."

All Hail The Great Palin!

Who Cares if She Can't Read, She Sees, She Knows

Now the evil media attacks The Great Palin because she does not read their drivel:

Couric "When it comes to establishing your world view, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this to stay informed and to understand the world?"

Palin: "I've read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media."

Couric: "What, specifically?"

Palin: "Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years."

Couric: "Can you name a few?"

Palin: "I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news, too. Alaska isn't a foreign country, where it's kind of suggested, 'wow, how could you keep in touch with what the rest of Washington, D.C., may be thinking when you live up there in Alaska?' Believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America."

The Great Palin does not need to read to be informed of national and world events. Remember, The Great Palin can see Russia. She sees and she knows. Sort of like Santa Claus. In fact, Alaska is the closest state to the North Pole, and she is a hottie. Maybe she is Mrs. Claus, or even the first female Santa Claus. But I digress.

Just have faith, The Great Palin can see, and an Thursday you will see also.

All Hail The Great Palin!