Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Boys Will Be Boys, Part III

Now, this is how you shoot skeet:


Friday, November 20, 2009

Class Today at NoBullU on WEBY

UPDATE: Sorry can't make it. Class will be a tape replay.

Listen to the voice of wisdom and reason in a wilderness of partisan rhetoric -- No political insanity, no conservative hypocrisy, no liberal foolishness -- Just straight talk, straight at you, and that’s no bull!!

NoBullU will broadcast today from 4:05 to 5:30 p.m. at 1330 AM WEBY and on line, courtesy of Cyber Smart Computers.

Topics:

Local and regional: TBD, and

Nation and international: She's Back.

But I'll discuss anything. (Disclaimer: the host reserves the right to end any discussion and hang up on you.)

So tune-in, call-in, but only if you can handle the truth!

WARNING: You may not want to call in if you have veritasphobia.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Do You Support Terrorist and Dictators?

You do if you oppose a sensible energy strategy. And even if you don't believe in global warming, you should support renewable energy.

Read The New York Times, What They Really Believe.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

She's Back

UPDATE II: Are you a real SarAmerican", or are you one of 'them'?

Read The New York Times, Rogue American Woman.


UPDATE: For a critical review of the book, read the Los Angles TImes, 'Going Rogue: An American Life' by Sarah Palin.

The Rogue Diva takes aim, mostly at fellow Republi-cons.

Read the Washington Post, Our Evita and Time for some Palintology and The New York Times, Palin Onstage, Still Moving Off Message.

On Friday call if you watched her on Oprah, or have read the book? Maybe you can explain why she seems so bitter and vindictive.

Next up, the movie:

Monday, November 16, 2009

Obama Fearus Ignoramus

When a lab-monkey declares that President Obama wasn't born in America, he becomes Patient Zero for a new brand of fear-based news virus - Fearus Ignoramus. Watch as the virus goes ear-borne, spreading from Rush Limbaugh to CNN to the mainstream-media to the general public. America devolves into panic, convinced its President is an illegal alien anti-Christ:

Friday, November 13, 2009

Sub Today at NoBullU on WEBY

Usually on Fridays you can listen to me, the voice of wisdom and reason in a wilderness of partisan rhetoric -- no political insanity, no conservative hypocrisy, no liberal foolishness -- just straight talk, straight at you, and that’s no bull!!

I can't make it today but I'll be back next week to deprogram you. Until the next show, post a comment or two.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Ramblings of a Retired Mind

From a retired friend:

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust'.

I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor'!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail? Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures!

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals.

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Class Today at NoBullU on WEBY

Listen to the voice of wisdom and reason in a wilderness of partisan rhetoric -- No political insanity, no conservative hypocrisy, no liberal foolishness -- Just straight talk, straight at you, and that’s no bull!!

NoBullU will broadcast today from 4:05 to 5:30 p.m. at 1330 AM WEBY and on line, courtesy of Cyber Smart Computers.

Topics:

Local and regional: TBD, and

Nation and international: the off-year elections, what do they foretell.

But I'll discuss anything. (Disclaimer: the host reserves the right to end any discussion and hang up on you.)

So tune-in, call-in, but only if you can handle the truth!

WARNING: You may not want to call in if you have veritasphobia.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Obama the Alien Lizard

The Birthers were partly right, now we know -- Obama is an alien, but not from Kenya. He is an alien space lizard. Watch the ABC documentary.

And read the reviews, Gawker, V as an Alien Allegory Attack Against Barack Obama and The Hill, Is Obama an alien? ‘V’ and the age of hysteria.

My apologizes to Pastor Poppins.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Good Advice

Enjoy the following, allegedly first said by Will Rogers:

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco..

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.