Why Golf Is Better Than . . .

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than . . .

#10 A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9 You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8 It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7 Foursomes are encouraged.
#6 You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5 Three times a day is possible.
#4 Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3 If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#2 You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than you know what:

#1 When your equipment gets old you can replace it!