Who Cares if She Can't Read, She Sees, She Knows

Now the evil media attacks The Great Palin because she does not read their drivel:

Couric "When it comes to establishing your world view, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this to stay informed and to understand the world?"

Palin: "I've read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media."

Couric: "What, specifically?"

Palin: "Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years."

Couric: "Can you name a few?"

Palin: "I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news, too. Alaska isn't a foreign country, where it's kind of suggested, 'wow, how could you keep in touch with what the rest of Washington, D.C., may be thinking when you live up there in Alaska?' Believe me, Alaska is like a microcosm of America."

The Great Palin does not need to read to be informed of national and world events. Remember, The Great Palin can see Russia. She sees and she knows. Sort of like Santa Claus. In fact, Alaska is the closest state to the North Pole, and she is a hottie. Maybe she is Mrs. Claus, or even the first female Santa Claus. But I digress.

Just have faith, The Great Palin can see, and an Thursday you will see also.

All Hail The Great Palin!