Monday, February 9, 2009

The Republi-Con Jihad Against America

Constructive criticism is great. Goodness knows the stimulus bill is a mess.

But the Republi-cons want America to fail. Rusty said it.



And the Republi-con's role model for their 'insurgency,' the Taliban.

As the Dallas Morning News said in an article titled Sessions' call for GOP 'insurgency' draws fire: "Dallas Rep. Pete Sessions, the leader of the GOP's House campaign arm, compared the party to the terrorist-supporting Afghan group in an interview with the Hotline, a Washington political newsletter. He was trying to describe the Republicans' strategy for the 2010 midterm elections."

In the interview, Sessions said:


"Insurgency, we understand perhaps a little bit more because of the Taliban, and that is that they went about systematically understanding how to disrupt and change a person's entire processes."


It seems that the Republi-cons are determined to destroy the country, whether they run Washington or not.

Republi-Cons Find Religion Regarding Fiscal Discipline

Forgetting what they said in the past, Republi-cons debate the stimulus bill:



Isn't it refreshing to see such fiscal discipline now that the Republi-cons are the minority party. Makes one wonder why any God-fearing conservative would want to put them in charge again.

Republi-Con Hypocrisy Regarding Accountability for Possible Future Terrorist Attacks

Ignoring his own responsibility, Cheney lets everyone know that Obama will be responsible if there's another terrorist attack:



Fear, anger, and hatred, the Republi-con Party's best hope for America's future.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Will Obama Be a Great Republican President, Time for the NoBull Party

I always said that Bush was a great Democratic president, in the sense that he was a great president for the Democratic party.

It turns out that Obama may be a great president for the Republican party, as evidenced by his administrations first two weeks in office. First the Daschle debacle, as described in The New York Times, Republicans Seize on Nominees’ Tax Problems:

"[T]he succession of Obama nominees who failed to pay all of their taxes handed the Republicans a simple, powerful and possibly enduring argumentin future tax debates. “It is easy for the other side to advocate for higher taxes,” Representative Eric Cantor of Virginia, the House Republican whip, told a party retreat last weekend, “because you know what? They don’t pay them.”That’s become a common refrain in conservative circles in recent days:

Senator Jim DeMint, a South Carolina Republican, on ABC’s “This Week” on Sunday: “I can see now why liberals don’t mind if the tax rate goes up, because they’re not going to pay it anyway.”

Roger Hedgecock, a California radio talk show host, on “Lou Dobbs Tonight” on CNN: “It came down to a situation where the American public realized the Democrats who always want to raise taxes on people didn’t want to particularly pay the taxes on people.”

Sean Hannity on his Fox News Channel talk show: “I guess the reason Democrats want to raise taxes, use class warfare, attack corporations is because they take everyone else’s money and redistribute it. But they themselves don’t pay taxes, so there’s no reason for them to worry about tax increases, right?”"

Now a messy stimulus bill for an economic mess, which has empowered the Republi-cons (who as I say again are largely at fault for this mess), as described in The New York Times, The Gang System:

"Barack Obama is a potentially transformational figure. In political style and intellectual outlook, he is unlike anything that has come before. On matters of policy substance, however, he’s been pretty conventional. The policies he offered during the campaign matched those of just about every other Democrat.


So an important question for the Obama presidency is this: Will his transformational style eventually lead to transformational policies, or will his conventional policies eventually force him to shelve his transformational style?


In the first major episode of his administration, the stimulus package, the conventional policies so far have won. The Obama administration sent a series of stimulus principles to Capitol Hill and allowed the Old Bulls in the House and Senate to write legislation. They produced sprawling bills that gathered dozens of traditional liberal ideas. The resulting bills would have been no different if Nancy Pelosi had been elected president, or Harry Reid, or any other conventional Democrat.


The substance of the legislation set up the polarized debate that followed. Liberal interest groups were happy. Conservative Republicans were united in opposition. But something interesting happened this week. The momentum of the debate was set by moderates. Conservative protests wouldn’t have amounted to much without nagging moderate unease."

I think the two major parties have pretty much shown us the limits of form and fluff, and after Iraq and the economy, the lack of substance.

I think it is time for the NoBull Party. Want to join me?

Incompetence Tax

Great idea from The New York Times, Please Raise My Taxes

"This week, President Obama proposed imposing a $500,000 compensation cap on companies seeking a bailout. It’s a terrible idea. We all want the taxpayers’ money returned, and capping compensation at bailout recipients will just make it that much harder for those boards to hire and hold on to the executives who can lead their companies to compete and thrive.


Perhaps a starting place for “tax, not shame” would be creating a top federal marginal tax rate of 50 percent on all income above $1 million per year. Some will tell you that would reduce the incentive to earn but I don’t see that as likely. Besides, half of a giant compensation package is still pretty huge, and most of our motivation is the sheer challenge of the job anyway.


Instead of trying to shame companies and executives, the president should take advantage of our success by using our outsized earnings to pay for the needs of our nation."


Which gave me the idea for the incompetent tax. When the government needs a lot of money to bailout an industry, tax the executives in that industry to pay for the bailout, and provide for a retroactive application of the tax.

In other words, you break it, you buy it (or fix it in this case).

P.S. Sometimes a little humor helps make a point:

Friday, February 6, 2009

NoBullU Battle Cry

This is an urgent battle cry for all NoBullU readers and listeners:

Repeat after me: The stimulus package should be timely, targeted, and temporary. Instead, it is a sprawling, undisciplined smorgasbord of pent-up partisan fantasies, therefore I will not support it.

Instead I urge my Congressman or Senator, and to support the Fix Housing First Act, as revised by McConnell and Alexander to provide new and refinanced mortgages for 4%. (The original Fix Housing First Act does not include this revision.)

Repeat if necessary, then contact that worthless Congressman or Senator, and tell him/her.

This would stimulate consumer spending.

P.S. The banks should also be nationalized.

P.P.S. Tax cuts are not the answer for this economic mess. In fact, Congress should pass my proposed tax increase, the Incompetence Tax, as part of the stimulus bill.

For Republi-cons who think differently, consider this:

Republi-cons got us into this mess:



Different problems require different solutions:



This sums it up well:



Although if it helps, think of the proposal to provide new and refinanced mortgages for 4% as a tax cut.

P.P.P.S. Finally, for those who think we should do nothing, it could get a lot worse. Think Iceland.

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Topics:

Local and state: Prosecute Sansom, and

Nation and international: The economic mess left by the Republi-cons and the proposed stimulus plan (Dr. Dennis F. Paulaha, Ph.D., is scheduled to be a guest to discuss the status of the bailout effort, his original plan to Remortgage America, and Senate Republican leader McConnell's latest proposal, the 'Fix Housing First Act') .

But I'll discuss anything. (Disclaimer: the host reserves the right to end any discussion and hang up on you.)

So tune-in, call-in, but only if you can handle the truth!

Told Ya So, Remortgage America

UPDATE : On Friday's show Dr. Dennis F. Paulaha, Ph.D., is scheduled to be a guest to discuss the status of the bailout effort, his original plan to Remortgage America, and Senate Republican leader McConnell's latest proposal, the 'Fix Housing First Act.' Tune-in.
UPDATE II: The idea is catching on. Listen or read NPR, Housing Fix? Republicans Push For 4 Percent Loans

So contact your Congressman or Senator, and tell him/her to support the Fix Housing First Act, as revised by McConnell and Alexander to provide new and refinanced mortgages for 4%. (The original Fix Housing First Act does not include this revision.)

Do it now, before Congress wastes more of your tax dollars on the Wall Street Ponzi scheme.

Just do it, NOW.

Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell, is proposing cheap, government-backed mortgages to stimulate the economy. "Under the 'Fix Housing First Act' -- an amendment spearheaded by both McConnell and Republican Sen. Lamar Alexander of Tennessee -- new and refinanced mortgages would be available to homeowners for 4 to 4.5 percent. "

Say, didn't we discuss that idea - six weeks ago! That's right, I blogged about it on December 12, 2008, and called Mike (who substituted for me that Friday) to discuss the idea on air. I think I called again the next Monday. I had Dennis F. Paulaha, Ph.D., who was a spokesperson for the idea to remortgage America as a guest for the better part of the program the following Friday, December 19, 2008.

The Remortgage America proposal was a little different, the original plan was for the government to offer every U.S. citizen a 30-year mortgage at a 1½% fixed rate of interest. But the idea was the same, lower mortgage payments.

The reason it was and is a great idea: the plan is simple and fair, nearly everyone who owns or want to buy a house benefits. (Some people are beyond help.)

But Paulaha's best argument: "It is better than what Washington politicians are doing now." Couldn't argue with that and still can't.

Can anybody explain why this plan is worse than the current effort that is pissing money down that rathole called Wall Street.

"Companies that have gotten bailouts continue to make a mockery of taxpayers.

Until it came to light Tuesday, Wells Fargo, which received $25 billion in federal funds, was blithely planning a series of “employee recognition outings” to Las Vegas luxury hotels this month.


As ABC reported, Bank of America took its $45 billion in bailout funds and sponsored a five-day carnival outside the Super Bowl stadium, and Morgan Stanley took its $10 billion in bailout money and held a three-day conference at the Breakers in Palm Beach. (Morgan Stanley had also still planned to send top employees to Monte Carlo and the Bahamas, events just canceled.)


The New York Post revealed that Sandy Weill, former chief executive of Citigroup, took a company jet to fly his family for a Christmas holiday to a $12,000-a-night luxury resort in San José del Cabo, Mexico. No matter that the company just got a $50 billion federal bailout and laid off 53,000 worldwide.


The interior of the 18-seat jet, as described by The Post, is posh, with a full bar, fine-wine selection, $13,000 carpets, Baccarat crystal glasses, Cristofle sterling silver flatware and — my personal favorite — pillows made from Hermès scarves."

I agree with Paula: for "the first time in the entire 'recovery' debate, American politicians are talking about lowering mortgage rates and fixing the economy by putting people first."

Contact your Congressman or Senator, and tell him/her to support the Fix Housing First Act, as revised by McConnell and Alexander to provide new and refinanced mortgages for 4 to 4.5%. (The original Fix Housing First Act does not include this revision.)


P.S. Somebody should pay me for this, I prefer gold until further notice.

It's the Consumers, Stupid

Consumer Spending accounts for 70% of economic activity in the U.S. The meaning of that fact can be depicted in different ways. Here are some, FlowingData, 9 Ways to Visualize Consumer Spending.

Here is another, using the growth of Target Stores over time:




There has been a substantial decline in consumer spending, and unless something is done, it will only get worse.

Stop wasting money on the bankrupt banks.

It's the consumers, stupid.

P.S. What's a stupid politician? A tautology.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Got ED, You Need Stimulu$

Got ED (economic dysfunction that is), you need to watch Walt Handelsman's animated editorial cartoon, Stimulu$.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Just Another Politician

Change, ethics in government, a promise to "close the revolving door on former and future employers." Obama for change, Obama for hope. It was all just political BS.

Tim Geithner should not have been nominated or confirmed as Treasury Secretary.

And Tom Daschle should not have been nominated, and should not be confirmed, as Secretary of Health and Human Services.

The only change was the party.


BTW, here is a joke on the value of BS:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree" sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: BS might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Obama has made it to the top, but political BS won't keep him there.


And a little editorial humor:



Maybe we should all file our tax returns with a promise to pay any tax due when appointed by Obama to a high paying position in his administration. Think that would work? (WARNING, the previous statement was made in jest. If you think otherwise, you must be a Naive-ocrat.)

UPDATE: Another nominee with tax problems. Read the Washington Post, Obama's Choice for Chief Performance Officer Withdraws Name. Maybe that's why I didn't get the call from Obama, I don't have any tax problems, knock on wood.




Seriously though, I think this last one is best, because Dashle's efforts to subvert lobbying regulations and laws to make $5M+ off his Senate contacts was much worse than not paying the taxes.

UPDATE: He is history. Daschle withdrew his name for HHS Secretary. But it was good for a few laughs:

Jay Leno: "Today, Tom Daschle withdrew his nomination for secretary of health and human services after being forced to pay $128,000 in back taxes." Daschle "was extremely upset because now it looks like he paid his taxes for nothin'! . . . And tax problems for another Obama nominee. Nancy Killefer has withdrawn her nomination as White House chief performance officer. Not only did she not pay her taxes, she had a tax lien put on her house by the government. Where is Obama getting these nominees? Old episodes of 'Cops'?"

David Letterman: "Tom Daschle has withdrawn his cabinet nomination because he had some tax problems. Forgot about $150,000. ... Remember the old days," when "politicians got in trouble for having sex with pages." Those days seem "pretty sweet now, don't they?"

Stephen Colbert: "Now I was afraid the Obama administration was going to be tough, because of the whole 'mandate to govern' and high approval ratings. But Daschle folded like an origami tax form that you 'forgot to fill out.' If this were the Bush administration, he would never have stepped down -- not without a Medal of Freedom."

























UPDATE II: The Republi-cons are upset:



A-TEN-HUT

Attention Soldiers, Sailors, Airman, Marines, Veterans, and family members. In honor of those comrades who have given their lives in service to the country, watch Taking Chances.

Dismissed.

Save the World, and Have Fun Too

Concerned about global warming. Save the world, and have fun too. Buy the Persu Hybrid.

It is said to have a fuel economy of 75 mpg and a top speed of over 100 mph (160 km/h for you metric nuts).

(I couldn't embed the videos, but watch them and you'll know what I mean.)

Honey, I want one of these.

I wonder if Al will buy one and give up the private jets and limos.

Happy Ending for ACLU Lawsuit?

As a follow-up to a post yesterday, Is the Rally for the Constitution, or Religion.

The churches are happy, the students are happy, the school is happy, and the ACLU is happy. Sounds like they had a rally to celebrate religion AND the Constitution yesterday in Pace.

Isn’t it a great day when the government follows the Constitution.

Superbowl, and Super Ads

Good game, almost as good as the ads this year.




Which ad was your favorite?

You can watch them all at Hulu.com, after you watch a short ad of course.

Monday, February 2, 2009

A Picture Story

Like Egyptian hieroglyphs, here is a story told in editorial cartoons. Can you guess what is said?



































































































Give up. The story told by these recent editorial cartoons is:

Obama is sincere and wants to help. But he is a little, alright, a lot naive.

The Republi-cons are hypocrites and hope only that he fails.

With a government like this, the rest of us are the losers.

Republi-Con Myth Busters

On the the last show, a caller made a comment that American corporations pay the second highest tax rate in the world. The another caller, Julia I think, countered that the claim was false and referred me to a study by the Government Accountability Office regarding the tax burden of of U.S. corporations, which I posted as a show link.

Touché Julia.

She then wanted to respond to another Republi-con myth but time was short. So Julia left a comment and said:

Here's another myth to bust, the one claiming that basically the government caused the sub-prime melt down by Forcing good old American financial institutions to lend money in poor neighborhoods. I really love this myth because it serves to put the blame simultaneously on the boogy man GOVernment AND POOR PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME!! How often does that opportunity present itself??

What a shame that neither of these is true.

Here is a link to the full article along with a thumbnail sketch of it:

Hannity baselessly blamed Democrats, CRA for financial crisis

Summary: Sean Hannity baselessly asserted that "[t]he federal government and the Democrats ... forced these banks, through the Community Reinvestment Act, to make these risky loans," adding, "The risky loans started the subprime mortgage crisis, which impacted all these financial institutions, which needed government bailouts." In fact, according to housing experts, the vast majority of subprime loans were made by independent lenders not covered by the CRA.


Julia's post gave me the idea to start the Republi-Con Myth Buster. So here is the first in an occasional posting titled as such.

The false Republi-con premise: Democrats and the Community Reinvestment Act are responsible for the current financial crisis.

The truth:

Democrats are not responsible for the current financial crisis (beginning about the sixth paragraph).

The Community Reinvestment Act is not responsible for the current financial crisis, it was the Republi-con worship of excessive deregulation and Bush.


Two myths slain.

Remember, how can you tell if a Republi-con is lying? His/her lips are moving.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Show Link(s)

As discussed on today's show:

The study by the Government Accountability Office regarding the tax burden of of U.S. corporations.



Don't believe the Republi-con myths!

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Topics:

The U.S. Department of Justice investigation of the Escambia County Sheriff's Office, local Republi-con (temporarily) bites the dust, more problems for the park, can you be arrested for disciplining your kid, and change in Pensacola; and


The economic mess left by the Republi-cons and the proposed stimulus plan, foobish taxpayers and banker girlfriends, Superbowl cookouts, and should a woman with six children take fertility medication.

But I'll discuss anything. (Disclaimer: the host reserves the right to end any discussion and hang up on you.)

So tune-in, call-in, but only if you can handle the truth!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

To Support the Stimulus Plan or Not?

To support the stimulus plan or not, that this the question. In deciding whether to support the stimulus plan, it is worth remembering what Friedrich Hayek, the Nobel Prize-winning economist, once said:

"The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design."from The Fatal Conceit

Adam Smith also said something worth considering:

"The man of system, on the contrary, is apt to be very wise in his own conceit; and is often so enamoured with the supposed beauty of his own ideal plan of government, that he cannot suffer the smallest deviation from any part of it. He goes on to establish it completely and in all its parts, without any regard either to the great interests, or to the strong prejudices which may oppose it. He seems to imagine that he can arrange the different members of a great society with as much ease as the hand arranges the different pieces upon a chess-board. He does not consider that the pieces upon the chess-board have no other principle of motion besides that which the hand impresses upon them; but that, in the great chess-board of human society, every single piece has a principle of motion of its own, altogether different from that which the legislature might chuse to impress upon it. If those two principles coincide and act in the same direction, the game of human society will go on easily and harmoniously, and is very likely to be happy and successful. If they are opposite or different, the game will go on miserably, and the society must be at all times in the highest degree of disorder." from The Theory of Moral Sentiments


But under the circumstances, the question should not be support the plan or not, something must be done. The question should be: Got any better ideas?

And of course, in deciding the solution, it helps to understand the problem. Read The New York Times, Six Errors on the Path to the Financial Crisis. According the writer, the six error, in chronologically order, omitting mistakes that became clear only in hindsight, and limiting to those where prominent voices advocated a different course at the time, were:

"WILD DERIVATIVES In 1998, when Brooksley E. Born, then chairwoman of the Commodity Futures Trading Commission, sought to extend its regulatory reach into the derivatives world, top officials of the Treasury Department, the Federal Reserve and the Securities and Exchange Commission squelched the idea. While her specific plan may not have been ideal, does anyone doubt that the financial turmoil would have been less severe if derivatives trading had acquired a zookeeper a decade ago?

SKY-HIGH LEVERAGE The second error came in 2004, when the S.E.C. let securities firms raise their leverage sharply. Before then, leverage of 12 to 1 was typical; afterward, it shot up to more like 33 to 1. What were the S.E.C. and the heads of the firms thinking? Remember, under 33-to-1 leverage, a mere 3 percent decline in asset values wipes out a company. Had leverage stayed at 12 to 1, these firms wouldn’t have grown as big or been as fragile.

A SUBPRIME SURGE The next error came in stages, from 2004 to 2007, as subprime lending grew from a small corner of the mortgage market into a large, dangerous one. Lending standards fell disgracefully, and dubious transactions became common. Why wasn’t this insanity stopped? There are two answers, and each holds a lesson. One is that bank regulators were asleep at the switch. Entranced by laissez faire-y tales, they ignored warnings from those like Edward M. Gramlich, then a Fed governor, who saw the problem brewing years before the fall. The other answer is that many of the worst subprime mortgages originated outside the banking system, beyond the reach of any federal regulator. That regulatory hole needs to be plugged.

FIDDLING ON FORECLOSURES The government’s continuing failure to do anything large and serious to limit foreclosures is tragic. The broad contours of the foreclosure tsunami were clear more than a year ago — and people like Representative Barney Frank, Democrat of Massachusetts, and Sheila C. Bair, chairwoman of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation, were sounding alarms. Yet the Treasury and Congress fiddled while homes burned. Why? Free-market ideology, denial and an unwillingness to commit taxpayer funds all played roles. Sadly, the problem should now be much smaller than it is.

LETTING LEHMAN GO The next whopper came in September, when Lehman Brothers, unlike Bear Stearns before it, was allowed to fail. Perhaps it was a case of misjudgment by officials who deemed Lehman neither too big nor too entangled — with other financial institutions — to fail. Or perhaps they wanted to make an offering to the moral-hazard gods. Regardless, everything fell apart after Lehman. People in the market often say they can make money under any set of rules, as long as they know what they are. Coming just six months after Bear’s rescue, the Lehman decision tossed the presumed rule book out the window. If Bear was too big to fail, how could Lehman, at twice its size, not be? If Bear was too entangled to fail, why was Lehman not? After Lehman went over the cliff, no financial institution seemed safe. So lending froze, and the economy sank like a stone. It was a colossal error, and many people said so at the time.

TARP’S DETOUR The final major error is mismanagement of the Troubled Asset Relief Program, the $700 billion bailout fund. As I wrote here last month, decisions of Henry M. Paulson Jr., the former Treasury secretary, about using the TARP’s first $350 billion were an inconsistent mess. Instead of pursuing the TARP’s intended purposes, he used most of the funds to inject capital into banks — which he did poorly."

Note that with the exception of the first error, they all occurred under Bush. Senior "Clinton administration officials, including Treasury Secretary Lawrence H. Summers, joined by the Federal Reserve chairman, Alan Greenspan, and Arthur Levitt Jr., the head of the Securities and Exchange Commission, issued a report that instead recommended legislation exempting many kinds of derivatives from federal oversight." Republi-con Senator Phil Gramm was only too happy to help pass, in the Republi-con-controlled Senate and House, the Commodity Futures Modernization Act, which deregulated credit default swaps, the real cause of this economic collapse.

And a historical not-so footnote, the Commodity Futures Modernization Act included the so-called "Enron loophole," which exempts most over-the-counter energy trades and trading on electronic energy commodity markets. The "loophole" was drafted by lobbyists for Enron working with Gramm to create a deregulated atmosphere for their new experiment, "Enron On-line." You might also recall that Gramm's wife, Wendy Lee Gramm, was on the board of directors of Enron when it collapsed.

So remember this as you listen to the newly self-righteous Republi-cons praise the false gods of less taxes and less government, they are largely responsible for the mess, they have no, zero, zilch, nadda credibility with me, and I haven't heard a better idea from them yet. Have you?

UPDATE: Here's a hint for the clueless Republi-cons, how about a stimulus plan that is timely, targeted, and temporary. Read The New York Times, Cleaner and Faster. The writer makes a good argument that the Naive-crats have created a stimulus package that is a sprawling, undisciplined smorgasbord. (What else would you expect from Naive-ocrats?) By trying to do everything all it once, the bill does nothing well. "This recession is scary and complicated. It’s insane to try to tackle it and dozens of other complicated problems, all in one piece of legislation. Leadership involves prioritizing. Those who try to do everything at once will end up with a sprawling, lobbyist-driven mess that does nothing well."

Bravo, bravo, if this man paid his taxes correctly, make him co-Treasury Secretary.

So repeat after me:

The stimulus package should be timely, targeted, and temporary. Instead, it is a sprawling, undisciplined smorgasbord of pent-up partisan fantasies, therefore I will not support it.


Simple, not too many words for the Republi-con faithful. It would be a winner in today's attention challenged world don't ya think.


P.S. Somebody should pay me for this, I prefer gold until further notice.