UPDATE: See also Neiman Marcus, The 2013 Christmas Book And Fantasy Gifts
In case you needed an idea, take a look at this "holiday catalog, which features extravagant gifts for customers with deep pockets. Gifts included on the list this year range from a $30,000 walk-on role in a Broadway musical to a set of 18-carat gold watches (which come with a trip to Paris and Geneva) for $1 million." See the Washington Post, Neiman Marcus unveils 2012 'fantasy gifts' list.
I'll take the first gift.
See also Just in Time for Christmas.