Guess Who

Who can:

Start the day without caffeine,

Always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

Resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

Eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

Understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

Take criticism and blame without resentment,

Conquer tension without medical help,

Relax without alcohol,

Sleep without the aid of drugs,

The Family Dog: